teddytrumpet:

gotpasta:

cosbyykidd:

sickomobb:

ghivashels:

colinmorgasms:

what if obama does the ice bucket challenge and nominates queen elizabeth

what if obama actually talks about what’s going on in ferguson

what if obama stopped exterminating the middle eastern population with drones

what if obama lowered my gotdamn tuition

What if everyone gets educated and stops acting like the President can make decisions for the country by themselves

^that one 

nissan-worldwaker:

mobiusnook:

mswyrr:

note: cartoon network cancelled this show because girls liked to watch it

I have read these gifs over and over and I still can’t understand what they mean. I just don’t understand it. Please could someone spell it out to me like a five year old?

The joke made is that if they had made an All-Male team, no one would have said a word. But the fact that they made an All-Female team requires justification is cause for a clever rebuttal, putting Nightwing in a bind. His inability to answer that without looking bad is their reason for humor, as, well, that’s the joke. 

Ah. I think the reason I didn’t understand was that I couldn’t see them making an all male team unless they had a good reason for it because I always thought of young justice as feminist and equal. But it makes a good point about how it would work in the real world. Thanks :)

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mswyrr:

note: cartoon network cancelled this show because girls liked to watch it

I have read these gifs over and over and I still can’t understand what they mean. I just don’t understand it. Please could someone spell it out to me like a five year old?

Reblogged from Sokink's blog

"I don’t dance"

*He says, while dancing*

Reblogged from Zoosmell Pooplord

unamusedsloth:

Nude Portraits series by photographer Trevor Christensen

Number 2 liks what she sees

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sushinfood:

collar-fullofchemistry:

justcomingalongfortheride:

takshammy:

zombiegrinder:

Holy shit, this is the greatest

Okay, so, I’m running on the assumption that people are taking this seriously. If not, my bad.

THIS IS INCREDIBLY NOT WHAT HAPPENED
AT ALL

This woman’s name is Amy, and she owns a bakery/restaurant called Amy’s Baking Company. Not only do they serve the customers store-bought food under the pretense of it being gourmet and house-made, but they treat their customers absolutely terribly. This woman once chased two guys out of her restaurant because they had decided to leave after waiting 2 HOURS FOR THEIR FOOD. SHE WAS PISSED BECAUSE THEY DIDN’T PAY FOR IT. IT’S ALSO PROBABLY GOOD TO MENTION THAT SHE DOESN’T LET THE SERVERS HAVE TIPS, WHICH IF YOU’VE NEVER WORKED AT A RESTAURANT, MEANS THAT THEY GET PAYED FAR BELOW MINIMUM WAGE. AT THE TIME OF THE KITCHEN NIGHTMARES EPISODE, SHE AND HER HUSBAND OPENLY CONFESSED TO FIRING OVER A HUNDRED EMPLOYEES IN FIVE MONTHS. GORDON RAMSAY GAVE UP ON HER.
THIS WOMAN IS NOT A FEMINIST HERO
SHE IS A BATSHIT CRAZY FUCKING PSYCHOPATH
IF YOU DON’T BELIEVE ME, WATCH THE EPISODE ON YOUTUBE.

Ok sorry for commenting but this woman really is crazy. I went there once and she chewed mmy dad out for “being incredibly rude to her and her husband” and things along that linebuT THIS FUCKING WOMAN OK. SHE WAS YELLING AT HER EMPLOYEE TO WORK FASTER AND TO STOP BEING AN IDIOT AND SHE WAS TREATING THEM BADLY SO WHAT SOES MY DAD DO? HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS “STOP BEING A BITCH HE’S WORKING AS HARD AS HE CAN GIVEN THE WORKING CONDITIONS IN SCOTTSDALE OK?” AND SHE WENT OFF ON MY DAD BECAUSE SHE THOUGHT HE WAS BEING A DOUCHE AND NO, NO NO NO HELL NO HE WAS NOT. YOU DON’T PUT YOUR EMPLOYEES DOWN IN FRONT OF CUSTOMERS EVEN IF YOU’RE PISSED.

how can people actually believe this holy shit. Go watch the kitchen nightmares episode she is fucking psycho I swear to god.

Watch it here. LEARN HOW INSANE SHE IS. SHE IS HIDEOUS.

Gordon Ramsay is wonderful. He seems intimidating sometimes but if you’ve seen the children’s cooking show he did, you’ll see that little heart of gold.

CISPA IS BACK AND WORSE THAN EVER

This bill (CISA) would allow corporations to share our private data with the government more easily, and with complete legal immunity.

WHAT’S SO BAD ABOUT CISA?

  • The NSA wants it badly, because it will give them more access to your data, and give companies immunity for legally shaky programs like PRISM: (read more)
  • It lets the government spy on you without a warrant. (read more)
  • It makes it so you can’t even find out about it after the fact. (read more)
  • It makes it so companies can’t be sued when they do illegal things with your data.(read more)
  • It allows corporations to cyber-attack each other and individuals outside of the law.(read more)
  • It makes every privacy policy on the web a moot point, and violates the 4th amendment. (read more)

WHAT CAN YOU DO TO HELP?

A PHONE CALL IS WORTH 100 PETITION SIGNATURES!

CISPA is an urgent threat. We’ve heard that Congress will be attempting to push it to a floor vote as soon as they return from recess. Last year, CISPA rushed through the house before anyone had time to react. We can’t let that happen again. The risks are too great.

Can you pick up the phone right now and call your Congressperson? We need to make sure that every member of Congress hears from their constituency that CISPA is not an option, and voting for it would be a big mistake.

All quoted information credited to popularresistance.org

HERE IS A LINK TO THE BILL ITSELF! X

donutweed:

MALES RAPE 

FEMALES RAPE

GAYS RAPE 

STRAIGHTS RAPE 

WHITES RAPE

BLACKS RAPE

PEOPLE WITH TATTOOS RAPE 

PEOPLE WITHOUT TATTOOS RAPE

CHRISTIANS/CATHOLICS RAPE

ATHEISTS RAPE 

ANYONE CAN RAPE, SO STOP SINGLING OUT AN ENTIRE GROUP OF HUMAN BEINGS BECAUSE OF ONE PERSONS ACTIONS

Anyone can rape, but not everyone can get legal and psychological support after they are raped.

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toothlessrebel:

halandmayftw:

karlimeaghan:

I love these shows, but by God they have a lot of problems.

MY POST! MY POST! I HAVE BEEN MEME’D.

meme’d is an action now oh my god

worldofthecutestcuties:

I took my cat on his first walk yesterday

I hope that was the last walk, too. Cats do not need walking and they tend not to like it.

worldofthecutestcuties:

I took my cat on his first walk yesterday

I hope that was the last walk, too. Cats do not need walking and they tend not to like it.

chrisatemycrabstickz:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

I will never not reblog this.

There will come a day when I don’t reblog this. Today is not that day

I don’t see the rapunzel similarity but Jared is EXACTLY like flynn

Those expressions say it all

Those expressions say it all

spaghettiseven:

flies to 3 different countries in 3 mins

nowyoukno:

Remember IT IS NOT A WOMAN’S RESPONSIBILITY TO PREVENT RAPE. In the world we live in, however, women should be empowered with any tools in order to protect themselves. Source for more facts follow NowYouKno

I am so disgusted that this product is even needed

nowyoukno:

Remember IT IS NOT A WOMAN’S RESPONSIBILITY TO PREVENT RAPE. In the world we live in, however, women should be empowered with any tools in order to protect themselves. Source for more facts follow NowYouKno

I am so disgusted that this product is even needed

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